I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
	Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
	Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
	God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
	The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
	Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
	Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
	WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
	Sorry, I don't date outside my species
	Conserve toilet paper, use both sides
	Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
	Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
	What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women
	A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
	If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody
	Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
	There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.